baby weight

by humanmama on January 8, 2013

It’s funny that they call it “baby weight.” We’re right into the season of New Years Resolutions, and I’m thinking the baby’s about one of the only people I know who doesn’t worry about his weight.

That’s why I love babies. I’m worrying about whether my not skinny pants fit, and he’s, well, not worried. At all. Even though the kid has so many rolls it’s hard to tell which belongs to which, he’s not worried. Pretty sure I’ll grow out of it, he says to me, as he’s chewing on a spoon, a toy car, my finger.

He says, this is my knee, but it’s hard to tell, right? Look at the heavenly rays of light highlighting all of my lusciousness.

Yeah, we all need a little baby in our lives.


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